In respect of my earlier vitriolic attack on your lackluster leadership, I'll like to render my unreserved apology to you and your hue, and also to the entire tactless and shoe licking members of your ineffective cabinet. I didn't know that you trekked barefooted to school, and more importantly, that you were once a member of the Nigerian masses (poverty stricken Nigerians).
I guess
that's why you don't give a damn if grandma in the village goes to bed hungry, you
went hungry too. So far so disastrous, your transformational agenda is yielding
fruit, more universities are been created, thereby increasing the number of
glorified secondary schools in the country. I’ve also been informed that power
supply has improved greatly. The electricity directors have been so effective
that they had to be sacked last week. Here in Akure, we now enjoy at least 3hrs
of electricity supply per day. This, according to your People Deceiving People
(PDP) govt. It’s a great improvement. Before i forget, I'll like to thank you
for the breath of Fresh Air we have been enjoying so far. The fresh air of
insecurity is fast spreading from the north east to the north west and north
central. The people in the south who voted for based on sentiment are
complaining of suffocation, the y need your fresh air. They also want to enjoy
the fresh air the north is enjoying. Mr. President, we are eagerly waiting for
the next general elections, we can't wait to send you back to OTUOKE.
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Note: This essay was
written on 19th April, 2012
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