Saturday, May 4, 2013

Apology To Mr. President - By Israel M.A



          In respect of my earlier vitriolic attack on your lackluster leadership, I'll like to render my unreserved apology to you and your hue, and also to the entire tactless and shoe licking members of your ineffective cabinet. I didn't know that you trekked barefooted to school, and more importantly, that you were once a member of the Nigerian masses (poverty stricken Nigerians).

 I guess that's why you don't give a damn if grandma in the village goes to bed hungry, you went hungry too. So far so disastrous, your transformational agenda is yielding fruit, more universities are been created, thereby increasing the number of glorified secondary schools in the country. I’ve also been informed that power supply has improved greatly. The electricity directors have been so effective that they had to be sacked last week. Here in Akure, we now enjoy at least 3hrs of electricity supply per day. This, according to your People Deceiving People (PDP) govt. It’s a great improvement. Before i forget, I'll like to thank you for the breath of Fresh Air we have been enjoying so far. The fresh air of insecurity is fast spreading from the north east to the north west and north central. The people in the south who voted for based on sentiment are complaining of suffocation, the y need your fresh air. They also want to enjoy the fresh air the north is enjoying. Mr. President, we are eagerly waiting for the next general elections, we can't wait to send you back to OTUOKE.



Israel Mark Ademola-Oguntuase
israelmarc86@gmail.com
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Note: This essay was written on 19th April, 2012

 

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